Crisp & woody, inspired by the Slytherin House.

Breezy & fresh, inspired by the Ravenclaw House.

Velvety, Soothing, and Delightful Just Like A Squatch Man Should Be

Fearless, Valiant, and Almighty, Just Like A Squatch Man Should Be.

Timeless, Patriotic, and Dependable, Just Like A Squatch Man Should Be.

Fortified with Green Tea for next-level nourishment

Packed with Mango Butter for next-level nourishment.

An extra dose of Shea Butter for next-level nourishment

Land of the free, home of the Squatch

Embrace your zen

A dark and alluring clean

Gear up for battle with Ghost Grit – a heavy-grit bricc inspired by the Call of Duty legend himself, Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley.

Prep for your mission with Sarge Soap – inspired by Lt. “Soap” MacTavish and crafted to keep you ready for action

Death has come for dirt and grime with the unholy power of Grime Reaper. A bright, woodsy, & lemony scent murderously mingles with a medium grit lather fortified with Agave Extract and Sea Salt for a clean that will send even the toughest stink to the afterlife.

Intoxicatingly delightful cocktail of clove, cinnamon, pine, and citrus.

Serene, bracing, and resilient, just like a Squatch man should be.

Harness the power of the towering sequoias with the invigorating lather of Sierra Storm.

The peak of freshness.

Rich and rugged with notes of leather, amber and moss.

Harness the ocean's freshness with Coastal Mist deodorant.

The peak of freshness.